Wednesday, December 31, 2008
when we got a job.........
when we passed out of college....
when we made new amazing friends.....
when some of us moved to a new city.....
When some of us celebrated our 21st - 25th birthdays.....
When we waved good bye to our buddies leaving to the states for higher studies...
when some of us fell in love........
when some of us fell out of love
when some of us got hurt
when some of your 'friends' screwed up your love life.
when some 'one' you liked, did not like 'you'..
when we would have made mistakes
when we made life decisions.......
when these decisions turned out to be a tragedy when some of us felt lonely ....
when some of us made an amazing friends in a new city when some of us would have learnt to be stronger.....
when some of us would have realized that everything happens for a reason.....
when some of us let out our anger.....
when some of us never opened up to our friends about how we felt.... when some of us felt so glad and happy to be the way they are..... when we go out everyday and meet up with our friends...
when we had serious talks with our dad about our future.....
when we missed each other when we were at hometown.....
when we missed our mom here ...
when we cried for each other ...
When we celebrated our first Christmas with our friends ..
When we were jobless all the time in office ....
When we walked around the streets late in the night ..
When we put budget for the next month (but strictly not following it) Last year has taken us through all our ups and downs we faced in our life...
2009.......one more year.....A year to....
To find our life partner (might be)
to forget old crushes.
to let people know how much u care...
to learn from our mistakes.......
to cry when we are feeling down.....
to follow our dreams.......
to fight against everything for our dreams to come true.....
to be more confident.........
to be more strong at heart and mind.....
to enrich our knowledge.........
to make others happy....
Lets take each day as it comes........
Forget about the downs we came across in the past year........
And remember every lesson we learnt through them........
Let's Enjoy Life to the Fullest............
LET'S WAIT FOR THE WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD - 2009!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
"I want a place to stay", said the Ant...
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room.
After some days, the Ant brought in another Ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this Ant to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the Ant brought one more Ant and requested the owner to allow that Ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continues and Ant brings in one more Ants and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the Ant brought in the tenth Ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth Ant also to stay with it.
The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".
Now the question is: Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth Ant came in?
Scroll down for the answer:
Com'on don't give up... just think, why did he demand Rent now?
Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)!!
SUPER PJ #3
A Lady is on top of a hill and she is going to push her Father down from the hill top.....
So what is the name of this evil lady???
Well, her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!
SUPER PJ #2
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not Bananas!!
SUPER PJ #1
Cow, ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of
So here it goes..................
Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.
Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.
Hello - Why are you scrolling down???
It's your turn now--- please speak up.........!!!!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
This one is for all those, who have been bluffed by their partners, that they are ready for the Big 'M'. Believe me you can always fool yourself to think that you are, but there are some Scientific Techniques of finding out the truth.
So it's simple now, just follow any of these listed techniques, and find it for yourself.
1: The Room Trap Technique
Technique Summary: This is a very easy and efficient way to find out.
Here's how you can do it.
One fine day enter into your bedroom, take a big iron lock, and lock your
room from inside. and then throw the key outside from the window. make
sure that you don't have anything of interest with you in the room. No
Now if you are able to stay in that room, without any problem, till
someone discovers that you have been in that room for last 2 days, without
any food, water and entertainment. It means that you are ready to Go!
Else, if you start feeling TRAPPED! and you start crying for help, you
want to get out, but you have no key and you feel helpless....then you
have got it, it's what the marriage is all about! stay away from it
2: The Credit Card Abuse Technique
Technique Summary: On one fine day go to a busy market street, and drop
your credit card on the road and you are all set, just come back to home.
and sit relaxed for month, and wait for your credit card statement to
Now please go through the bill and details of how your credit card got
abused. If you can take all this and still smile and are in position to
pay the bill, then you are ready! just say those words "I do"
Else please understand that your credit card will be abused like this for
the rest of your life, and you will have to take all this with a smile on
your face. so think twice before you do the DO!
3: The Chewing Gum Technique
Technique Summary: A very simple, quick but effective technique. Go to
your nearest super store and buy a single chewing gum. Now put into your
mouth and start chewing it, enjoy the sweet flavored juices, which will
flow in your mouth for sometime, then the chewing will start turning
tasteless, and bland. now you will be tempted to spit the gum and replace
with a fresh one. so the real test starts now. You have to keep chewing
that gum for the rest of the day. no sweetness, no artificial flavors, no
juices, Just a piece of rubber in your mouth.
If you can do it successfully, then the gates of marriage are open and
also welcoming you in. Else, some relationships can become like a stale
chewing gum, and you have to get used to them, before you get into them.
Hope the above mentioned techniques, will help you in take this important
decision of life. These techniques are certified by ISO 2008 Indian Govt
Quality Process. Please note that the govt. officials were not bribed to
get this done!
Friday, December 19, 2008
A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees . The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.
Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar
Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?
Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.
Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.
Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints
Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient
Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare
Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age
(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.
Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.
Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.
Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?
Ans: Yoga helps.
Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.
Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad .
Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.
Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.
Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.
Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, s edentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.
Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child
Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.
Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)?
Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.
Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans : No.
Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas.
Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.
Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans : No.
Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?
Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.
Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.
Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.
Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.
Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.
Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
Ans : No.
Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.
Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45.
Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ....
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer are being urged by experts to switch to a rival until a serious security flaw has been fixed.
The flaw in Microsoft's Internet Explorer could allow criminals to take control of people's computers and steal their passwords, internet experts say.
READ THE FULL NEWS HERE....
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
me tell in this way..No Slap by any female ...Now ok?
So exactly what happened? Again a nice incident from Delhi Diary...
We are movie freak,movie lover,movie mania or you can say we love movie...we means?are yaar my friends ..You people can call us "Shaitoon ki tooli" yes but obvious at this time now everyone is setteled in their life and of course they are enjoying a lot.....Year of incident i don't remember but it was terrific friday of winter Season...A new release ..yup
very famous movie.."TITANIC"..if you people remembered the year of release than that is the year of incident.We used to go either PVR or PRIYA Multiplex..Both were very close to our location as well as we used to find good crowd over there...Especially Girls..Mind Blowing....
Then and Now..What the HELL?????
Anyway..So we went to PVR(SAKET) to watch the movie...first day first show..sometimes last show also...it was our passion or now i can say craziness...There was only three category of ticket 10rs,120rs,190rs...and very obvious we preferred to buy 10rs ticket..as we were student and there was no much difference in seats ..so we never wanted to waste money ...
But at that day we were little bit late and the queue was too long to queued..it would have been
waste if we queued up for the ticket..so we started searching the blackier to buy a ticket.
At one place we found some people were arguing about something.
We needed around 5-6 ticket...we went over there and one of our friend RajKumar jha asked them what is going on here?one of them replied that they have some extra ticket and this man...??? before he completes RajKumar told them we want some ticket can you give us those ticket.....and That's it....And that BullShit....A hard Slap on his face....we all were stunned...it was quite unexpected.....
Sometimes it is very wise to listen full sentences...The person who slapped him was a ploice man in civil dress and he is on vigil to stop black marketting....When one of them replied at that time we would have to listen what exactly he was trying to say...before that only RajKumar demanded for the ticket...and that policeman hold them because they were trying to sale those tickets......Now what?Of course not...yes.. yes we thought about this as he was in civil dress so we can do that if we had some extra guts.....do what? i mean we Started thinking to return back with better punches..But it didn't happened...we followed him for quite long time but we were not able to boost up our courage to do that......
Finally we returned back without seeing any movie....that was the Cool Friday ever i enjoyed...
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
No..No i don't want any explanation....why she called me agent...how she can call me an "agent"..Am i look like any agent? You are the culprit Boss...Definetly you would have told her ....No yaar not at all..why will i told her?No no definetly you are culprit..How mean she is??????
Listen Sonu...don't be panic..Its not like that..you are overconscious about this...jaane de na...aisa kuch nhai hai...
I never forget this incident..It happened around NOv-Dec of year 2001 i believe.I was in delhi living with my friends .I was there to prepare for IIT entrance exam..but apart from that i did all other things..We are around 6-7 friends living together...And Believe me we were there either for engineering or medical...But none of us was serious except Abhinav(Mithu)...he was very career oriented person..still he is..so at that time he was doing graduation from Delhi university.....But But But ..don't think that he was not doing masti or not involved in our deeds..graduation was just a side business as he was in the first year itsef..So no much pressure of study......
So the point is She needed a flat on rent..so she asked Abhinav about the possibilites in our surroundings...And of course like others how could abhinav say "NO"....So he asked Sonu one of our best friend and also he was living with us to find any flat in our locality.....
I don't remember the date but i went with abhinav to pickup her and her mother..We went RK PURAM to pick up and we have to come back "katwaariyasarai"...Sonu was waiting at the ground floor as we were living at the second floor....from there we went to see some flats in our locality suggested by sonu....As she is abhinav's friend everybody was trying to be decent ..Sonu was little bit excited to pay some more attention...And here the much awaited thing comes...
"Are you Agent"...She Asked Sonu.....No No..he is my friend abhinav Replied.....And believe me Look at the sonu's face.....Dammm.....Just Like Somebody gave him a hard slap.......
Actuallly the way sonu was explaining all about the flats..about the sourroundings..anybody could be confused...
After that we used to tease him calling agent.....But that was Awesome.....I never Forget this incident....
The Sphinx, one of Egypt's most famous monuments and an icon of the world, may be much older than thought.
A television documentary will this week probe the secrets of the Sphinx which towers over the Giza Plateau.
A new survey by geologist Colin Reader has put forward a radical new theory that the Sphinx might have originally had an entirely different face.
He says rainwater erosion on the Sphinx's enclosure is consistent with it being created before the first pyramid.
Historical architect Dr Jonathan Foyle believes the monument may have once had a much larger face. Visual effects artists have created digital images of what the Sphinx could have looked like.
Egyptologists believe the Sphinx was built shortly after the first pyramid 4,500 years ago by the pharaoh Khafre.
The new theory will be revealed in a Channel Five documentary on Thursday December 11 at 8pm made by Atlantic Productions.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
I just want to share this story....Somewhere i read it and found very interesting and also influencing .....Just read this short story and definetely you will find something to think....
Rutali married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,
Rutali's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Rutali, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life.
When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in.
Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.
I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.
When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Rutali shared this with Hitesh when getting home.
They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.
This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Rutali
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Rutali got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted
..... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much.
They regretted that they had married the nastiest people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?
One day Rutali talked to her Mother:
'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how
I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first.
Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first.
You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'
Rutali thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked.
Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.
When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Rutali. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000.
And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'
They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way,
Don't see the place where you fell, instead see the place from where you slipped.
Life is about correcting mistakes."
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I am sharing something which i will always cherish .This was the time when i just graduated from campus and Joined Birlasoft in Chennai. Probably that was the time when software industry was going great guns.. i am talking about mid of year 2006 . As usual we were on bench for two months before geting assigned to a project .
You guys must be thinking what we were upto for these two months ... no no .. we were not doing anything related to studies ... as this was rarely our cup of tea ... anyways we all have heard " an idle mind is devils workshop " and that is something what has happened there .
One floor was allocated to freshers .. and normally no body used to visit there apart from us. We had access to internet ... i mean nothing was blocked .. we guys had access to orkut ,gmail etc....
One of my desk partner once asked me "How many friends u have on orkut ? " i replied around 100 ... he got so bugged and you know what he did after that ???????? .... Being a bengoli he went to bengoli community ... and started sending friend request to unknown guys as well ...even this was not enough for him.. then he started sending request to his friends ... and used to call them and request them to accept his invitation ... just to increase his no of friends on orkut ... wasn't this crazy ?????? What say friends ?
This gave me an Idea.... me along with my roommate "Arabinda" ... discussed late night and planned something ...and executed successfully... and the result of which is as follows ---------
As time went by and we all were busy doing absolutely Nothing ....except orkutting,chatting etc..
After couple of days ... there was a scrap in everyone's profile ...
The scarp reads " Guys you are no longer in college. I can see most of the times you people are on orkut . You are supposed to explore in your respective technologies if u have free time . I don't believe this is corporate culture. Please take care of this and don't force us to handle things differently....You guys have a bright future please don't spoil it . "
and you know ... who sent those scraps ... He was none other than our very own " T.G.Suresh" sys admin head of Birlasoft, Chennai. Now don't put too much of brain how T.G.Suresh had a profile on Orkut ......
Here comes the wonderful part ...
One of my college mate "Amit anand" ...(amit you already met with him in my college) .. the moment he saw those scrap ... he left office immediately ... i asked him the reason ? He told me check out your orkut scraps .... i got the point.
A colleague named Divya ... replied to that scrap ... sorry Suresh ....we won't browse it in office time ...can we use orkut after 6.30 ????????....
Atul says ... sorry suresh we won't do it again .... and many more replies and comments was there in the pipeline ... just shared a few which i remember even after two years ....
--- Now When i reached home ------------
"Amit anand" was my flat mate as well. When i reached home ... he asked what happened in office ? I replied ..nothing much .. We were scolded by the admin head for using orkut... then "Amit anand" replied ... you guys were truely stupid that even after seeing the scrap .. u stayed in office ... :) see i was smart enough to leave office as soon i saw his scrap ....And this was the point i was about to Break my scilence over the whole episode but somehow i controlled my laughter ... why ? tell u in a moment .
No need to say .. it was such a funny as well as a memorable day ... as for few months people used to tease me ..." Hi Suresh, How are u ? "
Saturday, November 22, 2008
i was thinking since past two days to post something.And each time only one thing came in my mind ...what are all the things i can write about?And i got so many things to write..so many things to tell....so many things to share..But why? why should i write? is this make any sense? does my writing will change anything?
what if i will write about politics? about corruption? after that will it change? after that will it be like ,whatever i m feel it should be ...
what if i will write about current recession?about Sensex..about industries firing? will they stop all these things...
what if i will write about global warming? will people start looking over this matter...
what if i will write about current generation? will they start behaving exactly what their parents want?
what if? endless....
But i will write..i will write about all these things..i don't care about anything..i don't care they are going to change or not...
But i will write for my sake ..i will write because i love writing...
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Last year diwali was blast.sensex was more than 20k while this diwali the glooming effect of sensex being less than 10k was felt........
I belive middle class people like u and me strated investing 20 or 30% of their income to equity through mutual fund ULIP or direct to shares with a hope to get better returns than what traditional invetment (PPF bonds debt or FD can return) .This breakthrough was mostly due the assurance given to us by invetsment agents/media.
In the current ecnomic status where a gain of 30% has changed to a loss of 50% ,we have strated doubting our investment plans.where to seek guidance from is a big question now.Economist speak a language thats like greek and latin for common man who is unaware of the financial jargons.Agents are themselves confused on what to say.In a situation where century old banks are vanishing where will common man stand...
This thread is basically to analyse where are we going wrong ...
Hi Bhai Log,
Hum ekta naya thread start ka rahal chi....... hum sab iai main MAITHIL phakara add karab ...... ki khayal chai ?
Aur Agar Phakra naii moon padey ye ta kich peculiar Maithail Word seho add ka sakaii chii.....aur haan je word add karab wookar meaning wahan ke pata hoye ke chaaiye...agar dosar nahi bata palek ta ahan ke bataayeb ke padat....
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
मैंने उससे पुछा, "अंकल, एक सीट दे दो.." उसने मुझसे पैसे मांगे और मैंने दे दिये.. अरे ये क्या!! उसका टिकट मशीन ने काम करना बंद कर दिया.. NOT AGAIN.. 30 मिनट उसने भी कोशिश की.. पर वो ठीक नहीं हुआ.. अब तक रात के 12.15 हो चुके थे.. अंत में वह कंट्रोल रूम गया और उसे ठीक करके ले आया.. Fianlly I got the ticket और मैं बस में बैठ गया और बस चल पड़ी.. एक बात यहां ये अच्छी थी की यह बस अपने समय से 2 घंटे देरी से चल रही थी इसलिये मुझे यह बस मिल गयी..
खैर मैं बस में बैठ गया.. अब तक कि सारी बातें दिमाग में घूम रही थी और मैं सोच रहा था कि अब सब ठीक हो गया है.. पर किसे पता? मेरी किस्मत का? पता नहीं किसका चेहरा मैंने सुबह-सुबह देखा था..
हां तो अंततः मैं बस में चढ ही गया.. और बस लगभग 12.30 में खुल गयी.. अब मैंने सोचा कि चलो अब तो कुछ नहीं होगा और मैंने अपना आई-पॉड कान में डाला और सोने कि कोशिश करने लगा.. पर नींद आती तब ना? वही सारी बात दिमाग में घूम रही ती.. वही सब सोचते सोचते आंख लग गयी.. जब आंख खुली तो मैं इलेक्ट्रोनिक सिटी में आ चुका था.. मतलब बैंगलोर में घुस चुक थ.. थोड़ा सुकून मिला कि चलो बैंगलोर फहूंच गया.. लगभग 7.30 सुबह में मैजेस्टिक(बैंगलोर का प्रमुख बस अड्डा) भी पहूंच ही गया..
नया दिन नई शुरूवात.. अब कल की सारी बातें भूतकाल में जा चुकी थी.. और बैंगलोर पहूंचते ही मुझे काफी सुकून मिला.. काफी रिलैक्स महसूस करता हूं.. मैं लोकल बस स्टैंड कि तरफ बढ गया.. लोकल बस लेने के लिये.. मुझे यहां से बनसंकरी थर्ड स्टेज जाना था.. बस मिल गई.. मैं बैठ गया.. और बस चल भी पड़ी.. मैजेस्टिक से बनशंकरी बस 25-30 मिनट लगते हैं.. सो 8.10 के लगभग मुझे घर पर होना चाहिये था.. पर होनी को कुछ और ही मंजूर था.. और मेरा बैड लक अभी तक चालू था.. लगभग 5 मिनट चलने के बाद ही बस के गियर ने काम करना बंद कर डिया.. बेचारे ने बहुत कोशिश की.. पर कैसे ठीक होता मैं जो थ बैठा हुआ उस बस में.. मुझे मन में काफी हंसी आई.. खैर बस से उतर गया.. सोचा औटो ले लूं.. पर यह सोच कर कि औटो में क्यों पैसा बरबाद करूं.. सो वापस बस स्टैंड जाकर दूसरी बस ले लेता हूं.. मैं वापस बस स्टैंड गया.. पर अफ़सोस कोई बस नहीं थी.. सिर्फ एक ही नंबर 45B सीधे वहां तक जाती है और वो बस नहीं थी.. खैर कोई बात नहीं, मैंने ये सोच कर एक डूसरे नंबर की बस में बैठ गया जो बनशंकरी के पास मुझे उतार देती और वहां से मैं औटो ले लेता.. यह सोचकर मैं बैठ गया उसमें..
And thanks to God अब इस बस में कुछ नहीं हुआ और उसने मुझे BDA COMPLEX जहां मुझे उतरना था, उतार दिया.. अब बारी थी औटो लेने की.. 4-5 औटो खड़े थे.. मैंने एक-एक करके पूछा.. जिसने सबसे कम बोला मैं बैठ गया और औटो चल पड़ी.. मुश्किल से 15 मिनट का रास्ता था यहां से लेकिन लगभग 7-8 मिनट के बाद औटो रुक गयी.. मैंने पूछा क्या हुआ भाई? उसने कहा कि कुछ नहीं सर गैस खत्म हो गया है..(Not again) अभी चेंज करता हूं.. जान में जान आयी की उसके पास एक्स्ट्रा सिलेंडर था.. और वो उतर कर पीछे चला गया सिलेंडर बदलने.. काफी समय हो गय मगर वह वापस नहीं आया.. मैं भी उतर गया देखने के लिये कि इतना समय क्यों लग रहा है.. पीछे देखा.. That was Unbelievable.. I was just Shocked.. औटो वाला नीचे जमीन पर पड़ा था.. और उसके मुंह से कुछ लिक्विड निकल रहा था या कहें तो थूक निकल रहा था.. पूरा शरीर उसका बुरी तरह हिल रहा था.. मैं घबरा गया.. मुझे समझ में नहीं आया कि मैं क्या करूं.. ऐसा मेरे साथ दूसरी बार हो रहा था.. पहली बार कब हुआ था ये कहानी फिर कभी..
आस पास कोई था भी नहीं.. सुबह का समय था.. मैंने उसे हिलाया डुलाया.. लेकिन सब बेकार.. उसका कांपना लगातार जारी रहा.. अब तक मुझे ये समझ में आ चुका था कि इसे मिरगी का दौरा पड़ा है.. लेकिन मैं क्या करूं कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा था.. मेरे पास जो पानी था मैंने उसके चेहरे पर डाल दिया लेकिन कोई असर नहीं हुआ.. तब तक एक अंकल आते दिखे.. जौगिंग कर रहे थे वो.. मैंने उनसे मदद मांगी और उन्होंने बताया कि Epilepsy का केश है.. and see the Coincedence अरे नहीं वो डा.नहीं थे.. लेकिन उनका बेटा डाक्टर था.. उन्होंने मेरे फोन से अपने बेटे को कॉल किया.. उसने क्या कहा मुझे नहीं पता लेकिन उसके बाद अंकल ने उसे गोबर सुंघाया.. तब तक उनका बेटा भी आ गया.. और औटो वाले को होश भी आ गया थ..
उनके बेटे ने उसे कुछ टैब्लेट्स दीया.. फिर वो लोग कन्नड़ में आपस में बात करने लगे.. मुझे काफ़ी थैंक्स बोला.. औटोवाले ने तो हद ही कर दिया था.. फिर मैंने कहा यार मैं अब जाता हूं.. अब तक वो पूरी तरह नॉरमल हो चुका थ.. लेकिन औटोवाले ने बहुत जोर दिया कि वो मुझे घर तक छोड़ देगा.. और काफ़ी मना करने के बाद भी वो नहीं माना.. और एक बार फिर मैं औटो में बैठा और घर के तरफ निकल पड़ा.. वो अंकल और उनके बेटे ने भी काफी आभार प्रकट किया..
रास्ते भर औटो वाला थैंक्स बोलता रहा और बताया कि उसे कभी-कभी ये प्रोबलेम होती रहती है.. खैर लगभग 9.30 में मैं घर पहूंच गया.. जब औटो वाले को पैसा देने लगा तो उसने इंकार कर दिया लेने से.. लेकिन अंततः मैंने उसे पैसा दे ही दिया और मैं घर पहूंच गया..
Monday, November 17, 2008
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Saturday, November 15, 2008
फिर बारी आई ऑटो लेने कि.. जिस भी ऑटो वाले से पूछो कोई ८०-९० रूपये से कम बोल नहीं रहा था.. मेरे घर से कोयम्बेदु(चेन्नई इंटर सिटी बस स्टैंड) तक का साधारण किराया ४० रूपया है.. मैंने लगभग १० ऑटो छोडे फिर जाकर एक ऑटो वाले ने ४५ रूपये में मुझे कोयुम्बेदु पहुंचाया.. अब यहाँ सबसे पहले मुझे वापसी का टिकट लेना था.. आमतौर से मैं वापसी का टिकट बैंगलोर से चेन्नई ले लेता हूँ जिससे आते समय कोई दिक्कत ना हो.. और जाने का टिकट वहीँ लेता हूँ.. इसके लिए मुझे ATM से पैसा निकालना था.. अभी तक ज्यादा कुछ नहीं हुआ था.. खैर जब ATM के पास गया तो पता चला ATM ख़राब है.. मेरे पास सिर्फ १०० रूपये थे.. मुझे हर हालत में पैसा निकालने थे.. फिर क्या मैंने वापस ऑटो लिया और वापस १०० फीट रोड आकर पैसे निकाला और फिर उसी ऑटो से वापस बस स्टैंड पहुंचा.. अब मुझे टिकट लेना था वापसी का और मैं सोच रहा था की काश टिकट काउंटर पर भीड़ ना हो.. और यही हुआ भी.. टिकट काउंटर पर बिलकुल भीड़ नहीं थी.. देख कर जान में जान आई(पर मुझे पता नहीं था कि क्या होने वाला है मेरे साथ).. बस मेरे आगे 2 लोग ही थे.. ३ मिनट में मेरा नंबर आ गया..टिकट काउंटर पर जो बैठा था उसने मेरी सारी जानकारी फीड कर दिया और टिकट निकालने के लिए उसने कन्फर्म बटन दबा कर मुझसे पैसे ले लिए.. बस अब इंतजार था प्रिंटआउट आने का.. ५ मिनट बीता.. १० मिनट बीता.. १५ मिनट हो गए.. पर कुछ नहीं आया.. उसने फिर से कन्फर्म बटन दबाया.. कुछ आना था नहीं सो नहीं आया.. इंतजार करते-करते ३० मिनट हो चले.. वो बटन दबाता पर कुछ नहीं होता.. बीच में मैंने उससे कहा भी कि फिर से बंद करके शुरू करे पर वो नहीं माना.. खैर इसी तरह करते-करते एक घंटे हो गए.. टाइम १० बजकर ३० मिनट.. बैंगलोर जाने वाली बसें निकलती जा रही थी और मैं लाचार होकर बस देखता जा रहा था.. अब टिकट काउंटर वाले किसी जानकार को बुला रहे थे.. मैं उन्हें अपनी बात समझा भी नहीं सकता था.. तमिल मैं बोल नहीं सकता और इंगलिश उन्हें समझ में नहीं आ रही थी.. अबा समय था ११.०० PM.. किसी तरह मैंने उन्हें फिर से ऍप्लिकेशन को बंद करने और शुरू करने के लिए मना लिया.. और अंततः ११.२० तक मेरा टिकट हाथ में आ गया..लेकिन अब तक लगभग सारी बसें जा चुकी थी.. एक बस खुलने वाली थी.. मैं दौड़ के वहां पहुंचा.. कंडक्टर दिख नहीं रहा था.. तभी एक आदमी ने आवाज़ दिया.. मैं गया उसके पास.. ताबेअत्याप जैसा ही दिख रहा था.. एक कंडक्टर के पास जो होना चाहिए सब थे उसके पास.. खैर! मैंने पुछा आप उस बस के कंडक्टर हो.. उसने कहा हाँ और ये भी की बस एक सीट खाली है, जल्दी करो.. मुझे भी जल्दी थी.. मैंने उसे पैसे दिए और उसने मुझे सीट नंबर ३४ का टिकट दे दिया.. मैं भाग कर बस के अन्दर गया.. लेकिन यह क्या? उस सीट पर कोई और बैठा था.. उसने अपना टिकट दिखाया और उसका भी नंबर ३४ था.. बस लगभग खुल चुकी थी और स्टैंड से निकलने लगी थी.. मैं नीचे उतरा कंडक्टर को खोजने.. वो तो कहीं नहीं मिला इस बस का कंडक्टर मिला.. मैंने उससे कहा की ३४ सीट नंबर पर कोई है जबकि वो मेरी जगह है.. उसने इंतजार करने को कहा...मैं फिर बस के अन्दर चला गया.. बस स्टैंड से निकल चुकी थी और मैं बेवकूफ जैसे बस में खडा था.. कंडक्टर आया.. वो सीट नंबर ३४ के पास गया.. फिर वापस आया.. उसने मुझसे पुछा की ये टिकट मैंने दिया है और मैंने यहाँ झूठ बोला क्योंकि अबतक मैं जान चूका था की मुझे किसी ने मामू बना दिया है.. बस मैंने पूरे आत्मविश्वास से कहा, "हाँ भाई आपसे ही तो लिया है.." बेचारा सोच में पड़ गया.. अंततः उसने मुझे ड्राईवर के ठीक पीछे भैटने का ऑफर किया.. वहां बैठ नहीं सकते थे इसलिए मैंने उससे पैसा वापस के लिए कहा..
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